Dirty shower scene

Our bathroom's disgustingly filthy. What should we do? - Mary

I'm glad you asked. This is a little outside my expansive field of expertise. However, I'll try to answer to the best of my ability.

On occasion, (for instance, while needing to wash my hands after working on the car or some other manly task), I've tried to go into the bathroom while my wife is cleaning. This is what I've observed:-

1. You must wear rubber gloves. Preferably pink.
2. You must wear one of your other halve's favourite rock and roll t-shirts.
3. You must use chemicals that burn your nasal hairs.
4. You must tell anyone who tries entering to use the kitchen sink instead.
5. You must tell any pet who tries entering to go and play with your other half.

Now here's my advice... give this list to your other half and see how he goes.