Relationship advice #2 - Never The Twain Shall Meet???

I'm a little bit country, he's a little bit rock and roll. Will it ever work out? - PiB

This is an easy one.

Yes. It will work out.

Look at Shania and Mutt.

Relationship advice #1 - Odourous Abuse

What should you do when your partner tells you that you've got nacho breath? Once again, I'm leaning towards an explosive solution. Am I going too far? - Mary

This is a good question. Dynamite is a humourous suggestion, however explosives are not needed in this situation.

I recommend a more mature approach.

Next time your partner accuses you in such a manner, simply reply:
"You're a nacho breath."